Sports Quotes

Humerous

Baseball Hall of Famer George Brett: "If a tie (in baseball) is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out."

Dizzy Dean, another Baseball Hall of Famer. "The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."

Heavyweight Champion George Foreman, "There's more to boxing than hitting. There's no getting hit, for instance."

New York Yankees Yogi Berra, "He hits from both side of the plate. He's amphibious."